Operation Red-Chapter 3

Hey,guess what?this operation is going to be called operation red.you may be thinking,why red?why not yellow,or purple,or green?Well;it’s simple.Red=blood.Yeah,well,it may be a little disgusting,but still,nice name,Right?Well,maybe not.ok,so now what we need is a person willing to sub for me because i’m going to the bahamas tomorrow.Psyche!Then the weirdest thing happened.a guy who was apparently crazy jumped out and tried to clobber me.up close,this man had red eyes,pale skin,and reeked like the loch-ness monster would smell if it had been covered in sewage waste from a toilet.This weird little guy looked like he was a midget 6th grader,and trust me,as far as midget 6th graders go,we never had a midget in our middle school.This guy looked like had been starved to death,then turned into a prune which had shriveled in the heat.Whether this guy tried to get a tan or just fell int a tank of boiling water,i don’t know,but this guy was really weird as weird people go.he was definitely an agent though,because i saw the gold colonel’s badge flash on his chest.He mistakenly stepped in front of the robot room,and got blown to bits by a stray laser.a piece of his brain plopped on my jacket and his arm flew into chief’s face.i could tell chief was trying everything to not to throw up.Oh man this would be a lot worse if his remains had been splattered on my brand new Ray-Ban glasses.But a lot worse was about to come...